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Ladies: If A Man Tells You Any Of These Lines…Run! was originally published on zhiphopcleveland.com

1. “I could never date a woman who earns more than I do”

“I could never date a woman who earns more than I do”

2. “I BANGED THIS ONE CHICK”

“I BANGED THIS ONE CHICK”

3. “I DON’T FIND WOMEN FUNNY”

“I DON’T FIND WOMEN FUNNY”

4. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”

“What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”

5. “I DON’T LIKE TO USE CONDOMS”

“I DON’T LIKE TO USE CONDOMS”

6. “MY GIRLFRIEND/WIFE JUST DOESN’T UNDERSTAND ME”

“MY GIRLFRIEND/WIFE JUST DOESN’T UNDERSTAND ME”

7. “SHE WAS SUCH A H*”

“SHE WAS SUCH A H*”

8. “It’s just not something I liked to do”

“It’s just not something I liked to do”

9. “BECAUSE SHE WAS BEING STUPID”

“BECAUSE SHE WAS BEING STUPID”

10. “So I just stopped answering her calls”

“So I just stopped answering her calls”

11. “You won’t take shots with me? Lame”

“You won’t take shots with me? Lame”

12. “FML, LOL, ROLF”

“FML, LOL, ROLF”

13. “This one time I kicked this guy’s a**”

“This one time I kicked this guy’s a**”

14. “I GOT HOOKUPS ALL OVER TOWN”

“I GOT HOOKUPS ALL OVER TOWN”
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