‘Kimye’ Secrets Spilled
Kris Humphries ex, Myla Sinanaj, is still looking for her 15 minutes of fame. Sinanaj, who bares a striking resemblance to Kimmy Kakes, is writing a tell-all book filled with information about ‘Kimye,’ that she learned during her time dating Kris Humphries. Sinanaj contends that Humphries bashed Kim to and told her secrets Kim allegedly told him. According to Radar Online:
“Myla’s telling everything,” the source reveals. “She’s going to include all the legal documents, subpoenas, that she got from Kim, and even her wedding invitation. For the first time, she’s going to tell the world about the tricks that Kim tried to pull during her divorce.”
“Kim used to bash Kanye all the time back in the day,” the source explains. “Kris told Myla that Kim said Kanye smelled ‘down there.’ I guess it’s because he always wears the same clothes all the time!”
Sinanaj attempted to recreate Kim K’s famous booty selfie (above). Well then.