This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
There may still be hope for the marriage of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. The two former lovebirds have yet to seek a divorce leading to speculation that they may be getting back together. Some say Maria believe that Arnold’s affair was all her fault. After all she knows Arnold doesn’t speak English all that well and she did tell him to give the housekeeper a tip.
Golfer Sergio Garcia, AKA Senor Choke-A-Lot is lashing out again at his arch rival Tiger Woods. Sergio said, “I don’t need Tiger as a friend.” You’re right, Sergio. Judging from the way you finished at the Player’s Championship the only friend you need is Aquaman.
A man down in Australia set up a video camera in his home to film ghosts, but instead of paranormal activity the camera recorded his 28 year old girlfriend having hot, butt naked sex, with his 16 year old son. And the video revealed just why the man thought he was hearing ghosts. (Eerie ghosts making love sounds).